Darth Cheney Hides Behind the Shrubbery

April 3, 2007 at 5:17 pm | Posted in Cheney, Torture | 1 Comment

of relevance, torture and shrubbery, courtesy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

ARTHUR: We are looking for a shrubbery…
CRONE: Aggh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here.
ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say… we will say… ‘ni’.
CRONE: Agh! Do your worst!
ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily,… ni!
CRONE: No! Never! No shrubberies!
CRONE: [cough]
ROGER THE SHRUBBER: Are you saying ‘ni’ to that old woman?
ARTHUR: Erm, yes.
ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can ‘ni’ at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
ARTHUR: Did you say ‘shrubberies’?
ROGER: Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.

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  1. PATHETIC, and reminiscent of the goolog

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